Post by: Nocturnus on December 21, 2002, 03:41:10 AM
Poor little humans, get a littel sick and they all fall to pieces. Inferior race
Post by: Hedford on December 22, 2002, 09:16:49 PM
Please follow us sirs...we will let you see which virus Admiral Julian has been efected with...maybe you can tell us more about it
Post by: Julian on December 27, 2002, 11:59:34 AM
*tries to twirl the gun type thingy in his fingers but make a complete fool of himself*
DON'T LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 12:04:19 PM
Psst wanna know something really interesting. I heard he was a cadet at one stage and accidently killed his instructor in a training mission. It was all hush hush ya know. thats why he got such a deep posting out int eh middle of nowhere.
Would you like a cup of tea and some jellybeans Admiral Montrell (when of course we locate the jellybeans).
Theres a good ole chap. *claps Montrells shoulder*
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 12:18:40 PM
Off: Continues in OPS
Post by: Nocturnus on January 03, 2003, 07:18:19 AM
Comes running.
Boris.. GET DOWN FROM THERE NOW.
oo Hello Vorak :0 feelinga weee bit faint are we .. EMH not helpin *grins*.. oh geez.. can't have that can we.
EMH Continue with current program.
Now lets have a lil looksie at Vorak .. OOOOOOOOOOOOO he's one of us. Join us Vorak it's painless really it's only painful if u fight it. But if your that insistant I can knock you out for about 22 years?
Post by: Tamok on January 05, 2003, 03:57:58 PM
Ok, come on! You are the federation, you always do PEACE!
Post by: Vorak on January 13, 2003, 03:54:31 PM
"People, what's up with you all? Fell asleep or something? The doors to station Ops are OPEN FOR PARTYYYY!!! The 10 first people to enter get 10 bottles of Romulain ale for free!"
=^= End transmission =^=
Post by: Hedford on December 05, 2002, 07:35:51 PM
HELLO DOCTOR!! anybody in this d*mn room???
*looks at Boris*
The captain told us to check up our health, right...and I thought he would also come here...
Post by: Montrell on December 21, 2002, 07:48:00 PM
Post by: Nocturnus on December 22, 2002, 07:23:43 PM
Most illogical. You presume to order me rather then suggest.
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 12:00:13 PM
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BORIS GOT HIT.
Post by: Julian on December 27, 2002, 12:03:59 PM
*Computer*
Locate the Jellybean jar!!!
Computer: The Jellybean jar has been restricted
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Julian on December 27, 2002, 12:18:11 PM
*beams out*
*Beams in*
*beams out*
*beams in*
what's taking so long?? o0o0o0o
hehe *laughs at the emh*
now lets go!!!
Computer.. as soon as myself and Nocturnus leave the medbay, restrict all transports from the medbay..
also suspend Hedford and Boris's command codes
Computer: acknowledged.
there
*beams out*
Post by: Nocturnus on January 03, 2003, 07:20:10 AM
Computer use holographic emitters and change my appearence to that of Flag Admiral Vorak
Computer: Confirmed Image changed.
Now I look like you Vorak . So about bieng knocked out for 22 years?
Post by: Hedford on January 05, 2003, 02:47:53 PM
Oh Nocturnus...now you have shown yourselve...hehehe
*He fires the phaser at the admiral*
This is for leaving me behind down here WHAHAHAH *evil grin*
Post by: William Hotchkiss on January 14, 2003, 09:47:51 PM
Doctor .... you are here?
Post by: Boris Plechanow on December 06, 2002, 09:03:06 PM
Post by: Nocturnus on December 11, 2002, 11:09:53 PM
Poor little human
Post by: Julian on December 22, 2002, 02:19:05 AM
Post by: Vorak on December 23, 2002, 11:08:15 PM
Post by: Julian on December 27, 2002, 11:52:18 AM
*grabs Montrell and chucks him back inside the room*
Computer Lock medical bay door. lock them with my security codes!!
Computer: acknowledged!
now noones leaving!!!
(Edited by Julian at 5:09 am on Dec. 27, 2002)
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 11:53:31 AM
*twirls a gun type thing on his finger*
*snickers* and points it at Boris*
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 11:57:46 AM
Oh wait duh *smacks forheard* I'm the Security CO.
*sits back down in the corner*
Off:Bowis now would be a goooood time to come visit.
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 12:01:22 PM
*hunts through the cupboards for the jar of jellybeans.
Oi Julian.. help me find those jellybeans.
Post by: Julian on December 27, 2002, 12:06:32 PM
Yeah a GOOODD CHAAPPP!!!! TOOO BAD he always ORDERS me to do EVERYTHING!!! Report this and report that!!! well MONTRELLL!!!!! can't you see i am in sickbay atm?
?
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 12:14:22 PM
Access Modifications subroutines.
Computer Present image of a Locutus and Flag Admiral Vorak.
Computer modify subroutines of EMH to reflect personality and profile characteristics of Locutus and Flag Vorak.
*the emh disappears and reappears looking like a borg with Voraks Head*. Computer modify the EMH with chicken legs. *The image changes again*. Computer modify the speech routines to say nothing but "Please State the nature of the medical thingie."
*grins* NOW THATS AN EMH
*nods*
Post by: Vorak on January 05, 2003, 12:22:40 PM
Post by: Vorak on January 02, 2003, 08:31:35 PM
Post by: Vorak on January 03, 2003, 04:16:16 PM
"Most illogical... you suddenly look quite boring. Perhaps it would be more suitable for you to be... knocked out for 22 years."
Post by: Hedford on January 04, 2003, 05:27:48 PM
Okey..which one of you trapped me inside this room???
He will not be around for a while
Post by: Tamok on January 06, 2003, 09:04:51 AM
Post by: Hedford on January 06, 2003, 04:24:59 PM
OFF: it would be annoying if this was a hologram of Hedford too right :P
Post by: Doctor Smam on January 14, 2003, 09:50:02 PM
here I am, come over!
what can I do for you?
Post by: Julian on December 09, 2002, 05:50:23 AM
HUH?? Computer, activate EMH
EMH Doctor: Pls state the nature of the medical emergancy.
*sarcasticly*Please state the nature of the SHUT uP!!!!!
Doctor !!! give all three of us a full medical do-over!!!
EMH-Doctor: but that will take days??
JUST DO IT!!!
EMH-Doctor: your the boss. Pls lie down on these tables.
Yes FINE WHATEVER!!!
just HURRY UP AND get this OVER and DONE WITH!!!
(off: good job so far don't ya think??? lolol)
Post by: Montrell on December 15, 2002, 10:33:23 AM
Post by: Nocturnus on December 21, 2002, 09:33:03 PM
from petty earth stuff
Post by: Boris Plechanow on December 23, 2002, 12:41:23 AM
(OFF: MeEEeeHH IS InnnFEcted TOOO, BUT youuu don'TT KNOWWW .... lol)
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 11:52:07 AM
and where do you think "you" are going "Admiral
I did not remember giving you leave to leave.
now sit down and listen to my story of how I was born.
Post by: Julian on December 27, 2002, 11:55:09 AM
*takes the gun type thingy*
I WANT TO DO IT!!!!
*aims it at Boris and gives him an evil stare*
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 11:59:26 AM
oh whoops.. I shoudln't have said that.
*looks at computer* Privacy Mode engage. Security Override Gamma.
Post by: Julian on December 27, 2002, 12:02:37 PM
hmm whooopsies
*shakes Boris*
hello?? anybody home?
?? hellloooooo??hmm Vorak??? who's Vorak??? what you mean that weirdo who tells everybody what to do?
??
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 12:05:23 PM
Computer Security Override.. Authority Nocturnus.
*the jellybean jar appears on the medical bed*
WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: Boris Plechanow on January 02, 2003, 08:58:16 PM
.... uii that's funny ... up and down ... and ... up and down ....
Post by: Julian on December 27, 2002, 12:13:35 PM
Computer: acknowledged.
*the feathers began to automatically tickle Montrell*
that's better now lets go to ops shall we?
?*beams over to ops*
Post by: Nocturnus on January 03, 2003, 08:37:14 PM
Post by: Montrell on January 04, 2003, 05:26:01 PM
CAN ONE OF YOU HAHAHA GET ME HAHAH OF THIS BED HAHAHA....PLEASE THOSE THINGS ARE IRRITATING HAAHHA....
Post by: Nocturnus on January 05, 2003, 12:11:33 PM
as much as I'd love to stay and chat .
I have an Admiral coming to visit.
Computer deactivate hologram.
*shakes head, I feel weird. must be the vulcun influence.
Post by: Nocturnus on January 05, 2003, 11:07:42 PM
Thank you for shooting my hologram.
COmputer errect security forcefield around Major Hedford level 3. Disarm.
Post by: Julian on January 11, 2003, 10:05:04 AM
*looks at Hedford*
well i don't want no XO who goes and tries to kill my senior officer!!!!!!
hey Noccy
how bout we go for a lil' joy ride :):)*beams aboard the USS Rivendell*
Post by: William Hotchkiss on January 14, 2003, 10:00:05 PM
*Alissa told the doctor about the Infection*
...20 minutes later
Alissa: We found this antidote the structure of the materia is stable, but you have to test the gene of the infected persons and add some informations.
Post by: Boris Plechanow on December 09, 2002, 04:18:52 PM
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Post by: Montrell on December 26, 2002, 02:59:51 PM
*walks slowly to the door and says something in hisself*
hmm this is strange...
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 11:55:18 AM
w000t lets all get naked and dance around the medical bed.
*cough* I mean. lets tar and feather Montrell
Off: Is this crazy enough for you boris.
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 12:10:57 PM
Wanna move to OPS and torture them 2?
Post by: Vorak on January 02, 2003, 04:03:36 PM
"I need... medical assistance... I require... meditation..."
And the virus hits on him again...
"A doctor! Where is a doctor here? I'm the Flag Admiral and there aren't even doctors taking care of me! These are desperate times, then... yes, that's only logical. And desperate times call for desperate measures, the humans always say... so it's time for....
Computer, red alert!"
And the alert sirens start to blaze....
Post by: Julian on January 03, 2003, 08:44:12 PM
Nocturnus y did ya leave?? i was bout to have some fun with the phasers
ooo.... that is weird?
Vorak and Vorak......
hmm
computer locate Admiral Nocturnus..
Computer: Admiral Nocturnus is in sickbay..
hmmmm !!!!!!!!!
computer temporarily deactivate any holographic image in the sick bay, overide Julian delta 4 Julian..
Computer: Acknowledged..
*the EMH and Admiral Vorak's holographic images temporarily dissapear!!*
hmmm there you are
:) Computer reactivate holograms in sick bay
Computer: acknowledged..
hehe funny..
Post by: Boris Plechanow on January 05, 2003, 08:32:23 AM
OFF: headache
Post by: Vorak on January 17, 2003, 03:54:51 PM
Post by: Montrell on December 09, 2002, 06:07:31 PM
Well what's happening here....I thought of an examination but I see that the doc is busy...Well doc I will come back tommorow
Oh admiral Julian...are you ill?
Post by: Julian on December 26, 2002, 07:46:58 AM
Hmm InTereStInG!!!
mr HedFORD and MR BORIS! YOu WERE askeD here TO BE EXAMINED AsweLL Not TOO ExAmine MySELF and NOCTURNUS!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Julian on December 27, 2002, 11:57:11 AM
oi!!!!
if anyones gonna get naked in here it me ok?
???now SIT DOWN YOU CRAZY BUM!!!!!!
Post by: Nocturnus on December 27, 2002, 12:08:57 PM
Lets have some fun.
Computer remove command codes of Admiral Montrell . Command codes removed.
Computer suspend command codes of Flag Admiral Vorak Authority Nocturnus Security Pi GAmma 9. command codes suspended.
computer erect level 10 forcefield around Montrell and beam in box of feathers.
*grins wickedly as Montrell is encased in a forcefield.*
*hands julian a feather*.. wanna see if Montrell laughs?
Post by: Boris Plechanow on January 02, 2003, 06:25:47 PM
Post by: Vorak on January 04, 2003, 12:01:43 AM
Vorak takes Nocturnus, looking like Vorak as well, by the arm, and starts dancing around in circles, and after some moments he stops.
"Julian! Now try to guess who's the real Vorak!"
Post by: Tamok on January 04, 2003, 07:40:21 PM
hm, this was funny. =P