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OUT OF GAME => OFF-Game => Topic started by: Tom Dillian on September 07, 2003, 11:15:57 PM

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Tom Dillian on September 07, 2003, 11:15:57 PM
"Computer, begin digitalzation sequence."

Time passes...

Computer: Digitalzation sequence complete.

"I'VE DONE IT, I'VE DONE IT. NOW VORAL WILL LIVE FOREVER, MMWWAAHAHAHA, MMWWAAHAHAHA, MMWWAAHAHAHA."

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: yugiman3000 on September 08, 2003, 08:04:02 PM
Never! All I have to do is remove the virus!

Removes Virus

YAY! NOW I CONTROL STAR TREK EXPANSION! HA HA HA HA HA!

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 09, 2003, 01:22:56 PM
Why am I demoted btw? why why why whyw hy????????????????
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: on September 10, 2003, 03:19:50 AM
Dernok seals Yugiman in a level 5 Containment Field.

"I'm Loyal to you Voral. Long Live Voral. All Hail Voral."
:bowing::bowing::bowing::bowing::bowing::bowing::bowing:

"Me and my android army are at your mercy all mighty Voral."
:android::android::android::android::android::android::android::android::android::android::android::android::android:

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: yugiman3000 on September 11, 2003, 09:55:56 AM
Hm...Android Army, Virus...Must Plan...GOT IT!

Takes 2 Compression Rifles out.

"Stand back!"

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: on September 15, 2003, 02:03:47 PM
Sets his androids on Yoda

:android::android::android::android::android::android::android::android::android::android:

"DIE YOU MUPPET FROM ####!!!"

(Edited by Dernok at 7:04 am on Sep. 15, 2003)

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Nailo on September 25, 2003, 11:56:37 AM
*Nailo Smacks yugiman over the head*
I know you are...
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: yugiman3000 on September 28, 2003, 03:25:13 PM
gr...cant get out ....oh well, i had a good run. lol
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Nailo on October 01, 2003, 07:21:51 AM
OFF: LMAOROFL I am gonna wet my self...

"OH GOD NO!"

I know something even more annoying....

*Nailo Transforms into... Britney Spears*

"heehee"

Oh baby baby how was i supposed to know... Etc etc

*Yoda does some kungfu bad ass stuff on Britney*

Yoda: "Oops i did it again...":)
Yoda: Music bad that is, help myself, i couldnot, i think that blame me you will not...

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Vorak on October 04, 2003, 12:49:02 PM
LOL !
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: yugiman3000 on September 06, 2003, 01:25:01 PM
He he, Voral.
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: yugiman3000 on September 07, 2003, 11:56:30 PM
No actually we just sent him to the computer world, and he cant come back. =p
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Montrell on September 08, 2003, 09:22:45 PM
"So what is Mr Yugiman doing these days":evil:

"Taking over Expansion, I hear" :hammercomp:

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 09, 2003, 01:22:20 PM
If there is anyone taking over this, it is your nice Protestantic fanatic and military maniac Tomas I. Göransson!


mWUAHAHAHA!

Feare MY!!!! :D LOL

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: yugiman3000 on September 09, 2003, 09:00:22 PM
Yugiman Actually Survives the surge and wipes out more of the virus.

"he, he he! AHH!"

OFF: What would we call this 'Virus'?

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: on September 11, 2003, 02:07:12 PM
The androids avoid every rifle shot.

"Your too slow old boy."

The androids grab and bend the compression rifles.

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Nailo on September 15, 2003, 04:40:59 PM
*yoda runs like a girl*
Away with your weapons, i mean you no harm

whips out a packet of grow your own army, just add water...

:phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser: :phaser: :pulsephaser:  

Hehe, Yoda will kick your Android ass from here to Dagobah and back

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: yugiman3000 on September 24, 2003, 10:46:03 PM
im still here!
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Drex on September 27, 2003, 05:38:58 AM
"I have a better idea."

Drex leans against the wall.

"I'll just stand here, and watch you guys kick the crap out of each other."

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Drex on September 30, 2003, 10:44:11 PM
"Our Voral? I never pledged for Voral. I pledge..."

Drex transformed into, Richard Simms.

"Ok everyone,"

From out of nowhere, oldies music began to play.

"LETS WORK OFF THOSE STARFLEET CALORIES."

Richard began to control everyone's movement, with some strange looking PADD.

OFF: ROTFLOL :)

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Vorak on September 07, 2003, 12:53:42 PM
I am the Mighty Voral. Fear me.
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Tom Dillian on September 08, 2003, 02:15:09 AM
He'll still live forever, just as a electronic being. We'll still have to fear him.

He'll attack us as a cpunyter voriu'

computer crashed

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Montrell on September 09, 2003, 07:32:17 AM
"Ofcourse...ofcourse...go ahead ;)"

                 *Evil grin*

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Montrell on September 09, 2003, 01:58:22 PM
Good work Vorak :P
Threat has been deleted....


OFF: Tomas...it has been changed :)

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Nocturnus on September 10, 2003, 09:47:33 AM
Off;lmao
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Vorak on September 10, 2003, 01:47:30 PM
I am Voral, ruler of the universe. The Borg is futile. Nobody escapes me.
Alert - Yugiman has survived power surge. Is still attempting to hunt the virus - good - evasion tactic working perfectly. Proceed.
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: yugiman3000 on September 11, 2003, 10:17:24 PM
Uh, oh...Uh...

*Runs*

AHHH!!!!

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: on September 15, 2003, 10:21:02 PM
"Come on Yoda, you think you can take this clone on. I'm not stupid like those poor Jango imbreads were."

Ready's himself for some troll kicking.

OFF: I really don't got nothing against these guys. I love Yoda and Stormtroopers. :)

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Nailo on September 26, 2003, 09:04:06 AM
DOG PILE ON YUGIMAN!!!

*Nailo jumps on yugiman, knocking him to the floor*

QUICK EVERYONE JUMP ONTOP OF HIM! PROTECT VORAL!

*Yoda jumps on as well*

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Nailo on September 30, 2003, 07:29:34 AM
Hey, you guys on the wall...
Everyone run into the wall!
*Nailo and yoda run into the wall*
Drex you traitor, i am your superior...
TAKE A SHOT AT YUGIMAN, THATS AN ORDER!
He must die, he is threatening our Voral...
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: yugiman3000 on September 07, 2003, 07:14:21 PM
Voral must be digitized...now.
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Vorak on September 08, 2003, 02:28:22 PM
Computer voice:
This is Voral. Your computer system has been assimilated by me. Fear me.
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: yugiman3000 on September 08, 2003, 09:49:18 PM
I will Take it over Admiral Montrell! First off ill strip you of Rank!

OFF: This is just fake, remember that. :)

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Vorak on September 09, 2003, 01:45:56 PM
Alert! Alert! Program access breach. Part of program removed -- tracing origin of program ---
Tracing completed.
Part of program that was removed by..... : Yugiman
Removed program's function.................... : Virus to divert attention of humanoids
Removed program critical level................. : 0.1%
Percentage of threat of Yugiman.............. : 100%
Threat percentage above 50% and must be eliminated.
Preparing elimination.
Yugiman is now touching control panel. Proceed.
Sending power surge to control panel.
Recording bio status: Yugiman in electro-shock.
Task completed.
Continue normal activities.

Tomas:
Demoted? Nobody demoted you. You were simply never promoted to captain on this board since you were usually active on the Starfleet HQ and Avalon division board ;)

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Nailo on September 10, 2003, 08:30:15 AM
Oh god no, nooo voral come back *sobs* he was a good man, ill mourn him when i am done ruling the world...
ATTENTION EXPANSION FLEET!

YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes a deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *passes out*

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: on September 11, 2003, 04:23:40 AM
Transports to Yugiman's location with his army

"ANDROIDS!!!! kkkii,"

Drinks a jug of water

"Ahh, anyways, KILL HIM MY SONS, KILL THE YUGIMAN TRAITOR!!!"

"MMWAHAHA, MMWAHAHA. We will not fail your excellency. You will live, FOREVER!!!, MMWAHAHAHA."

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Nailo on September 15, 2003, 07:11:10 AM
Yoda of borg am i, futile resistance is,
assimilate you i will, mmmm

*Small green yoda appears and goes kung fu bad ass stylee on the guy with the compression rifles*

ALL HAIL YOUR NEW GOD: YODA!

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Nailo on September 16, 2003, 07:07:57 AM
Sing to livin la vida loca by ricky martin

He's into austere living
wattle huts and Rootleaf stew,
The advice that he was giving
It seemed to offer me a clue.
I came, for a Master looking,
following Obi-Wan's advice
He tested me while he was cooking,
I'm afraid that I was not nice.


He will make you climb trees
and go running through the rain,
You'll do crazy handstands
while he watches with his cane
"Boy, you've got to train!" Come on!


"Lift rocks to the sky!",
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
On you he will spy
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
"Boy, there is no try!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.


I felt cold and death down below
In a cave, beneath a tree,
He said "in you must go";
I'd find what I took with me.
I stumbled upon Darth Vader
I swung hard, and struck my best.
But since I was the instigator
I knew I had failed the test.


As the smoke cleared finally
I peered down upon the face,
My own visage stared back --
Get me away from this place!
Might I, too, fall from grace? Come on!


His advice I'd defied
While livin' la Vida Yoda
"Beware the Dark Side!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
Training's no piece of pie,
While livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.


Saw Han, Leia, and Chewie
They were in pain, that much was clear
"It is the future you see"
At his words, I began to fear
"I must go," I said, "They've been caught"
But his words then stopped me cold.
"You'd destroy all for which they have fought"
I trusted him, so wise and old.


But I saw that vision
over and over again,
As I left he said "Mind what you've learned,
Save you it can!"
But right now I must free Han! Come on!


"Boy, you must not fly!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
But my friends will die!
While I'm livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
You know there's no why
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda,
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: Vorak on September 26, 2003, 07:30:42 AM
pom pom pom
Title: Yugiman & Voral
Post by: on September 28, 2003, 09:39:56 PM
Quote
Quote: from Drex on 7:38 am on Sep. 27, 2003
"I have a better idea."

Drex leans against the wall.

"I'll just stand here, and watch you guys kick the crap out of each other."

"I'm with you."