OFF:I know... no one posted over the weekend...

No... *breathing hard...* i honestly wanted to work for you... but they drafted me

OFF: Time for some plot material http://expansionfleet.sparks.priorweb.be/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

they are holding my wife hostage... *cough* i was told to get Admiral Rugal for them... *cough* I am a proud starfleet officer, i am not like those sneaky BASTARDS! *cough cough* at the FSS...

I just wanted to be a good security officer for you sir...
But my wife! please sir, if my wife could get here sir, then i would gladly resume my work with you...

OFF: PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!! http://expansionfleet.sparks.priorweb.be/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/bowing.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':bowing:'> i am at your mercy

OFF: starbase 12 i think

I'll dock the ship,
GIVE ME RAMMING SPEED
*giggles*
ramming hee hee

*sobs*

He is on Kennedy base, i have given Lt. Brooks the necessary info to find him, although we will need to organise an away party, i have to go because i am the only one who knows the layout...

*faint noise from behind the turbo lift door*
D'oh, i am on shift
*casually walks back in the bridge and takes his post*

OFF: I love a good fight, if you want me to change just ask...

*over the comm*

Sir i am in transporter room 1 and am ready to beam down if there is trouble, i have compensated for the minerals of the planet, my phasers will not blow up the planet.

*giggles*
oh hi doctor,
*puts arm round him*
Your my best friend
*starts to cry*
I dont have many
*giggles*
I have to go to sickbay dont i, dont worry i can get there on my own, i only hope the brain squirrel isnt around!
*giggles*
Squirrel hee hee
*walks into wall*
there used to be a door there?
==^==
computer site to site transport, Sickbay
*huw materiallises in sickbay then slumps to the floor giggling*
i think i left my stomach in my room
*goes unconcious*

Huw onlyjust heard the cardassian admiral, but he was already committed to ripping everything cardassian apart, luckily rugal was out of huws way.

the first ten cardassians came round the corner, BOOM! a highly modified Claymore phaser mine explodes...

"hehe Dumasses!"

OFF: MASON KILL SOME!

*Looks around bridge*
finally found it
*embarrassedly looks at captain*
Ensign Huw reporting sir i have been assigned as a security officer, to Lt Brooks, pleasure to work with you sir.

*walks over to the tactical controls*
are you Lt Brooks sir?

*giggles*
hee hee
*is injected with cure*

Hee hee you all are stupid little

*stops and looks confused*

Umm, sorry, umm i am going to my quarters

*runs out of bridge embarrassed*

*hiding fbi style with a gun back against a wall...*

Freeeze fool!

*spins around corner*

ah mason, good to see you, this guy is dead. he is a cardassian spy! *huw points at the massive sword wound on the neck*

i sliced him with this, *huw pulls out his katana*

*salutes to svennson*

sir i have neutralised everything in this grid, however there is an entrance to a fortified bunker about one click (km) to the north, it is heavily defended.
also, what is that noise?

*there is a noise coming from a grate on the floor*

huh?

*huw lifts the grate* 10- 20 people are underground in very cramped living conditions, huw helps one out, malnutrition is upon him, and they look beaten up,
(off: what race are they) huw reaches into his backpack and pulls out his emergency rations and some water

"here my friend drink then explain your story..."

OFF: as you can tell i am back from holiday... lol
it was boring camping in a place called Poole.

(Edited by Huw at 11:20 am on July 31, 2003)

SPY? I AM NO SPY!
*a bead of sweat drips down huws forehead*

Umm i have to go,

*in the distance Huws computer screen shows nailo tpolish*

==^==
Huw come in, come in huw, this is FSS,
==^==

AH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

*huw puts the flat of his palm into masons chest and knocks him to the other side of the corridor*
*huw runs down the corridor leaving mason with a cracked rib http://expansionfleet.sparks.priorweb.be/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>*

Sorry friend, its you or me i like you mason, you could be big in the FSS, but its every man for himself!

*Huw pulls a smaller version of his Katana out of his back*

*Computer activate force sword
*a pale blue glow erupts around the katana*
OFF: Now i wont have to kill anyone, this'll just knock em out!

*HUW RUNS TO THE SHUTTLE BAY SILENTLY AND OPENS THE DOOR, ONLLY TO FIND MAX BROOKS IS STANDING IN THE BAY WITH A HAND PHASER*

Stay back Lt. i will hit you, but dont make me...

==^== Over the comm
Director svensson i think the cardassians are affecting us somehow because
flarrre flibble schlibble
vrrmmm vrmmm GRRR! *laughs*
the flastards THE FLASTARDS!
fot haf vey donnn
D'oh
*takes a deep breath*

Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E AWAY TEAM
Cardassian blood gas
urrgg
(sound of a body dropping to floor)
==^==
Computers voice: Ensign huw is unconcious

(Edited by Huw at 7:55 pm on Aug. 24, 2003)