Yes, i will be decommisioned before they get built, and i am not due to be decommisioned for another 250.5 years

*steps back onto the bridge*

OFF: I am back after a two month leave of absence I have read whats going on... Nice to be back http://expansionfleet.sparks.priorweb.be/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

*the familiar pipes fly from the top of the bridge and fly into VA1's head*

Forgive Me Ardwyad but the energy drain affected me aswell, however my battery is now fully replenished...

Scanning situation

*VA1 looks around the room*

Hmmm, if we cut life support to only where the organic lifeforms are we can increase our speed by 20.78 % but you will not be able to go to your quarters till we restore life support

Weapons are operational,
Shields online,
Sensors currently at 98%
The Computer core says she is working between specified norms,
overall we are in a very good condition considering...

Bed Hirade, i suggest you belay that order of warp 4, Alliance directorate 6a states that we should only go above warp 3.9999 in extreme circumstances...

OFF: I am a droid so i will be saying things like this

(Edited by Victor Alpha One at 12:21 am on Sep. 12, 2004)

Ok, let us get this show on the road...

*Taps the consoles*

NSC Reports ready for launch, we only await your command...

OFF: Everyone needs to be more active, if it doesnt seem like you need  to say anything, just try to make something up and stay a part of the convo!

Roughly 12 hours...

OFF: We will need to make a big impact when we get there, if we do, we might get a few more people to join Delta Alliance...

As a matter of fact

*A familiar shape looms into view*

We are nearing a null space catapult now...
Mr Ardwyad, what where would you like to go...

OFF: Ops is more important than Helm, Ops is to do with the day to day running of the ship... And ops has sensors and comms...

Welcome aboard mr Hirade. We are currently en route to the Human space station  Avalon...

OFF: I am back! No more computer troubles! and its like the perfect birthday present (Its my B day today!):D

Can we land sir? I was not aware that the Revox had landing capabilities?

OFF: This post is getting quiet now, we need to pick up the pace!

So where to now then...

Perhaps to warn the Star Fleet people?

(Edited by Victor Alpha One at 1:48 pm on Nov. 8, 2004)

*VA1's voice becomes feminine and deep*

Mr Ardwyad, i would not send in a Science ship to the vangu cluster, the probability of it coming out is 20%, but if i was to accompany it in, my weapons and tactical sensors should keep it safe.

*VA1 judders and his voice goes back to normal*

Urgh, i hate it when she does that, that was the Revox Ai.

*sighs*

Your Organic libraries, so quaint.

I have all the knowledge i need programmed into me, and if i need more it is automatically sent to me via subspace comms.

We must be wary with this information about the two forces, they may not want us interfering...

OFF: So, where to now

*Pipes fly down and lock into VA1s body as he returns to his security station*

All systems are 100% operational

OFF: *sigh* so so stupid...

*A beep issues from VA1's mouth*
Weapons offline...
Activating passive scanners...

Ok my ummm... bitches, (OFF: http://expansionfleet.sparks.priorweb.be/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>) its time to go to the umm Ghetto...

ETA 1 HOUR

*just as victor shouts this the inertial dampners come online and everything goes quiet*

I apologise for shouting. Inertial dampners are compensating...

We will arrive in one hour...

Acessing helm control,

Ship is ready... all engines fully operational...

Weapons are operational, all systems are operational...

Crew reports all stations ready for landing...

Take it away comm one...