Interview: Taurik

[Holographic Officer Beta]

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[Lois]

Stardate: 60489.9      
By: Mark Lois(Lewis)      
Interviewed: Captain Taurik

Interviewer: "Well, welcome Captain!" Mark said, grinning as he shuffled some papers.

Taurik: "Thank you, Lieutenant," Taurik said, his Vulcan discipline stopping him from showing a hint of emotion.

Interviewer: "So tell me, what do you think about my interviews?" He asked, curious

Taurik: "Quite informative," Taurik said. "I find myself looking forward to reading them."

Interviewer: "Thank you. Now where were you born?" he asked, his eyebrows raising.

Taurik: "On Vulcan itself. My mother decided she would rather not raise a child on the Enterprise, where my father was stationed."

Interviewer: Mark nodded, "In your own words, what flaws do you think Starfleet has?" He said, reading off his papers

Taurik: "Stagnancy. Starfleet has become to complacent, in my opinion, to ensure it's prosperity."

Interviewer: Mark blankly stared at Taurik for a second, "Uh sure.." He looked down at his page, "Captain are you familiar with the term 'Pokemon'?"

Taurik: "I cannot say that I am, Lieutenant," the captain responded.

Interviewer: "Didn't think so.." Mark mumbled. He looked up quickly, "So, how's life?"

Taurik: "I assume you refer to my well-being. I am in good health, and have recently been promoted to a Master in the Gallifreyan Order. My ship is also in fine condition, having just survived another encounter with the Heraan."

Interviewer: "Huh.. So do you have a crush on anyone?" Mark said suddenly, Vulcans weren't the most exciting people to interview.

Taurik: "Vulcans do not have 'crushes'," Taurik said, almost defensively. "But I understand your meaning, and I would say no, I have no current or prospective mates at this time."

Interviewer: Mark nodded, "So logically.. Do you think that you, yourself is a very worthy mate?"

Taurik: "I find that I could never decide such a thing. It is up to the mate to deem me worthy. Captaincy rarely allows time for such things, in any case."

Interviewer: "Okay, so if I said you were sexy, what would you say in return?" He said, turning another page

Taurik: Taurik raised an eyebrow, enough to show that he was beyond confused, but surprised. "I... would most likely respond to the effect that... such inter-officer relationships are far too hard to maintain. Even if I had time. Which I do not." Taurik found emotional control difficult at the moment, as he had never been in such an awkward situation.

Interviewer: Mark's eyes went wide, "So.. Do you find me attractive, Captain?" He said, blinking his eye lashes now.

Taurik: Taurik cleared his throat, unsure how to proceed. "I am certain that those of the compatible gender, that is to say female, would find you sufficiently attractive. However, I am certainly no expert in human mating rituals."

Interviewer: Mark smiled widely, "I suggest you meditate when this interview is over, Captain,"

Taurik: Taurik sighed. "I certainly concur."

Interviewer: Mark grinned, "Thank you for your time, Captain Taurik,"