I am XO now, but tomorrow i will *evil voice* Rule the world

Umm, sorry will but i am only doing FSS logos, you will have to talk to vorak or someone to do that.

(Edited by Nailo at 8:42 am on July 11, 2003)

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I am not super logical, i prefer to confuse them with words, then put a hole in there head with a phaser rifle

No idea... and he wont now http://expansionfleet.sparks.priorweb.be/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

I am at university, studying science and ICT, and i was on expansion at there, then a guy who is a complete lame ass, says to me, How are my renegade romulans doing on DS11, (i know its 12 but this is what he said)

I said, Thats nice, but i know there not yours, he said oh yes they are, you know DS11 in the Inteligense secret service division.

At this point i had to leave the room laugh a lot and come back, i said for your info, you are an eejit (idiot), and if you go on expansion again, i will have your internet privilleges pulled (I am an admin at school)

He then left the room with a tear in his eye...

You may say i was too harsh, but he does this every day, trying to make himself sound big...

What do you think i should do besides hit him...

Sing to livin la vida loca by ricky martin

He's into austere living
wattle huts and Rootleaf stew,
The advice that he was giving
It seemed to offer me a clue.
I came, for a Master looking,
following Obi-Wan's advice
He tested me while he was cooking,
I'm afraid that I was not nice.

He will make you climb trees
and go running through the rain,
You'll do crazy handstands
while he watches with his cane
"Boy, you've got to train!" Come on!

"Lift rocks to the sky!",
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
On you he will spy
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
"Boy, there is no try!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

I felt cold and death down below
In a cave, beneath a tree,
He said "in you must go";
I'd find what I took with me.
I stumbled upon Darth Vader
I swung hard, and struck my best.
But since I was the instigator
I knew I had failed the test.

As the smoke cleared finally
I peered down upon the face,
My own visage stared back --
Get me away from this place!
Might I, too, fall from grace? Come on!

His advice I'd defied
While livin' la Vida Yoda
"Beware the Dark Side!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
Training's no piece of pie,
While livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

Saw Han, Leia, and Chewie
They were in pain, that much was clear
"It is the future you see"
At his words, I began to fear
"I must go," I said, "They've been caught"
But his words then stopped me cold.
"You'd destroy all for which they have fought"
I trusted him, so wise and old.

But I saw that vision
over and over again,
As I left he said "Mind what you've learned,
Save you it can!"
But right now I must free Han! Come on!

"Boy, you must not fly!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
But my friends will die!
While I'm livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
You know there's no why
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda,
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

Yoda of borg am i, futile resistance is,
assimilate you i will, mmmm

*Small green yoda appears and goes kung fu bad ass stylee on the guy with the compression rifles*

ALL HAIL YOUR NEW GOD: YODA!

Oh god no, nooo voral come back *sobs* he was a good man, ill mourn him when i am done ruling the world...
ATTENTION EXPANSION FLEET!

YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes a deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *passes out*

Hey, you guys on the wall...
Everyone run into the wall!
*Nailo and yoda run into the wall*
Drex you traitor, i am your superior...
TAKE A SHOT AT YUGIMAN, THATS AN ORDER!
He must die, he is threatening our Voral...

DOG PILE ON YUGIMAN!!!

*Nailo jumps on yugiman, knocking him to the floor*

QUICK EVERYONE JUMP ONTOP OF HIM! PROTECT VORAL!

*Yoda jumps on as well*

*yoda runs like a girl*
Away with your weapons, i mean you no harm

whips out a packet of grow your own army, just add water...

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Hehe, Yoda will kick your Android ass from here to Dagobah and back

OFF: LMAOROFL I am gonna wet my self...

"OH GOD NO!"

I know something even more annoying....

*Nailo Transforms into... Britney Spears*

"heehee"

Oh baby baby how was i supposed to know... Etc etc

*Yoda does some kungfu bad ass stuff on Britney*

Yoda: "Oops i did it again..."http://expansionfleet.sparks.priorweb.be/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>
Yoda: Music bad that is, help myself, i couldnot, i think that blame me you will not...

*Nailo Smacks yugiman over the head*
I know you are...

I met the vulcans yesterday, they said:
"Greetings human, we come in peace"
i said "oooohhhh" "aaaahhhhh"
they said:
"look we are here for the good beer and good music"