Welcomme all!!

[Hedford]

Yeah, but why are you smiling.
It's not... no... you are kiddin right.....

[Hedford]

*Lightly opens his eyes and is brabling something*

Hmmmm, bwaah my..... stomach....

[Tomas Goransson]

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[Shakira]

"You're the one who got promoted?" *Shakira looks at Sanchez knowing the answer to that question already*
"Well, congrats I guess. You may choose whatever you want from the menu; this time goes on the house. But hey, don't abuse, ok?" *smiles slightly and leaves a Dr. Pepper next to Zach.*

[Randall Sanchez]

"Hummmwellllll you... you... welllmmm.... I think there was somewhat str... str... str... str... alcohol in it!!!"

*almost falls off his chair and holds on against the bar*

"But... I tell drunk, I'm not you!!!!!"

[Claire Nek Gente]

"Ok, if u do get thirsty then just ask me, Shakira is just over there"
Points to Shakira

[Shakira]

"Eew..." *widens her eyes and tries to remember* "He said he had killed 35 something (I can't remember if those were humans or what), that he had destroyed a beautiful planet.. and I can't remember anything else. He pretty much said stuff about killing others to show off, so..."

[Haydn Holst]

It's a conspiration.
*interrupts*
By the way, claire, I'm the new cook of this place.

[Romar]

*walks into ten fwd* hmm quaint little place not bad at all *walks out again*

[Strider]

A Vulcan Spice Tea if you please.

[Niles]

That sounds nice.  I will follow you there.

*Someone in the back of the room sees what is going on and leaves Ten Forward.  Before he/she leaves,  he/she asks the computer to activate the EMH program to minister to Shakira's shoulder.*

*An EMH Mark III materializes in the Ten Forward Lounge.  Unfortunately, not all the bugs are fixed in it's programming.  He appears to be upside down and floating in mid-air.  The EMH doesn't seem to notice the looks people are giving him.*

"I'm here to help.  Who is injured?"

[Xsel]

I don't know if I will be alive then!
Shakira walk with my please where can be private!

[Shakira]

*Shakira hits her fist on the table and goes behind the bar table*

"I don't wanna know anything about this kid. Thank goodness in 6 weeks it'll be over. I just don't know.. I feel I made the most stupid mistake ever. Believe me, this wasn't even in my you-should-NOT-have-a-baby-this-way list!" *Shakira prepares Zukovsky a vodka, and leaves it on the table*

"See and normally I could drink one of those but now I can't! Crap!"

[Geert de heer]

My sister has no children she cant become pregnant because of a genetic defect.
She is married they can become the father and mother for the child.
You can be aunt I will make sure of that shakira.

He walks to shakira and gives here a hypo spray.
During you second week you will get very very horny but this hypo will block those hormones for at least 4 hours a day you may only use 1 hypo a day.

Sorry about the door shakira next time I will beam you out of the kitchen or stun you.

001 you know what to do!

(Edited by Geert de heer at 5:36 pm on Sep. 4, 2002)