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Avalon "Thong Store" Opening

Started by Laurent Warren, July 08, 2005, 06:43:47 PM

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Kitana

**Kitana slowly walks in and notices Laurent stocking shelves**

Hello, my name is Kitana and i heard that you were looking for an attendent.
I would be grateful for the position.

OFF: My profile explains Kitana's background

OFF2: I am also Julia Rellek. Vorak talked me into joining you.  http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
Kitana
"Thong Shop" Attendant
SS Avalon

Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.-47th Rule of Acquisition

Vorak

If you can't find any better pictures, what do you think of one of these? (i can resize them)

http://www.premier-lighting.com/production/prodimages/Faris1BIG.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.premier-lighting.com/production/prodimages/Faris1BIG.jpg (this one has a somewhat futuristic look)

http://www.nijlandshopsystems.nl/lingerie.htm" target="_blank">http://www.nijlandshopsystems.nl/lingerie.htm (these are shots of the inside of a lingerie store)
Flag Admiral Vorak
CO Expansion Fleet

Kitana

Let's throw a party!!!

We need to invite a lot of people from different backgrounds and ways of life. This should really help to boost the innitial sales, and hopefully we can attract some permentant customers.

OFF: This should be FUN!! http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
Kitana
"Thong Shop" Attendant
SS Avalon

Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.-47th Rule of Acquisition

Vorak

=^= Ops to all decks on Avalon Station =^=
This is Flag Admiral Vorak speaking. Avalon Station is about to be attacked by the Na'jigat, a species existing of pure mental energy, practically impossible to defeat. We are in a condition of war. All Starfleet personnel is required to take battle stations, including those off-duty. Civilians are requested to find a safe place on the station, and those with some Starfleet experience may report to Station Ops to have a duty assigned.
=^= Flag Admiral Vorak out =^=
Flag Admiral Vorak
CO Expansion Fleet

Laurent Warren

*Laurent was standing in the door of his new shop. He had been working in it for the last couple of weeks, making it the best shop of Avalon's promenade. Today he would receive his final shipment, new lingerie and with it new sets of fur thongs. Several ladies had been asking him about it, so he had to order them.....he wondered how they would stand on those ladies...*
"NEW SHIPMENT OF FUR THONGS AVAILABLE!!SURPRISE YOUR PARTNER!!!"

Vorak

OFF: did I?  http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> lol. By the way, if anyone can find a good picture to use as background image for the Thong Store skin, please let me know. It should be the picture of a store selling thongs, I suppose, and in the size 1024x768. I couldn't find any myself, but maybe some of you can. http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>
Flag Admiral Vorak
CO Expansion Fleet

Kitana

Kitana
"Thong Shop" Attendant
SS Avalon

Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.-47th Rule of Acquisition

Laurent Warren

"Very nice....Very nice."

*He steps back and leans on the table*

"Since you have the skills of a Ferengi, what would be the best "openings" strategy here on this station?"
"NEW SHIPMENT OF FUR THONGS AVAILABLE!!SURPRISE YOUR PARTNER!!!"

Kitana

I'll get on it right away!! http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

OFF:This is going to be A LOT of fun!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>  http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>  http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
Kitana
"Thong Shop" Attendant
SS Avalon

Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.-47th Rule of Acquisition

Andrew Yates

(OMG lol were is Hedford lmao)
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/1322/yatesprofile2ah.jpg" border="0">
Admiral Andrew Yates
Avalon Division
Executive Officer
Member of the Starfleet Command

Kitana

OFF:What about a huge picture of Victorias Secret. lol http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
Kitana
"Thong Shop" Attendant
SS Avalon

Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.-47th Rule of Acquisition

Kitana

I have plenty of experience. I majored in Retail Sales at the Ferengi College of Business. One day i hope to run my own department store, but until then this job is perfect for me.

Plus i'm Betazoid, it neveer hurts to get in the customers head.  http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
Kitana
"Thong Shop" Attendant
SS Avalon

Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.-47th Rule of Acquisition

Randall Sanchez

OFF: This should prove fun lol. As it is, within a matter of days several ships will dock to the station for a bit, and give their crew shoreleave. That would be the perfect moment to throw the thong party! lol!
Captain Randall Sanchez
Captain USS Evolution
Avalon Division
http://idcards.expansionfleet.com.sparks.priorweb.be/ID-sanchez.jpg" border="0">

Vorak

OFF: Vorak will have to come and inspect your store sometime soon http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>
Flag Admiral Vorak
CO Expansion Fleet

Vorak

OFF: If you can show me any URL's of pictures (1024x768 or larger), I can look and see if it's appropriate lol. After all, this is supposed to be a thong store, not something 18+ lol.  http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
Flag Admiral Vorak
CO Expansion Fleet