Interview- Special Edition

[Maguid Velotian]

HA HA!
Thats was genius man.
Loved the Ending....!

[Jethro Gibbs]

Classic, Just Classic http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[Givrillian Sarpedon]

LOL I love the way you end these things http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[Lois]

Just.. Just read it..

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By: Ensign Mark Lois            
Interviewed: Ensign Mark Lois            
Stardate:  60189.2

Interviewer: Mark smiled politly and shuffled his stack of paper, "Thank you for joinning me today, do you have anything to say before we begin?"

Lois: "Yes.. How the hell did I get here?" He said, a extremely confused look on his face.

Interviewer: "Why, what ever do you mean?" He replied, almost curiously.

Lois: He glanced around uneasily, "How are you doing this!? HOW!?!" He shouted madly.

Interviewer: "Calm down Mark, your just going a bit crazy. Now let's begin our interview. Do you have any kids?" Mark said calmly.

Lois: "WHAT? YOUR ME AND I'M YOU, THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!!! AND YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE KIDS!!" He shouted, his face still twisted madly.

Interviewer: "We're on the holodeck, and I put my personality traids into you so I am able to interview myself," He said, looking down at his papers, "So I always wondered.. Are you gay?"

Lois: "We both know the answer to that! Let's not go there," He said, crossing his arms- his expression still confused.

Interviewer: "Well oblously no, I mean.. I do have the hots for Keli," He grinned at Mark.

Lois: Mark leaned forward, "She's mine, you stay away from her," He said in a low tone.

Interviewer: "Ha, you wish. She likes ME, not YOU. How about you go in your quarters and cry yourself to sleep." He snapped back at him.

Lois: Mark gasped, "You MONSTER! How did you know about that?" He said quickly.

Interviewer: "Oh I know everything about you Mark Lois, you can't hide anything from me."

Lois: Mark glared at himself for a few minutes before reaching out and punched him in the face.

Interviewer: "Ouch!"

Lois: "Ouch!"

Interviewer: "Stop hitting yourself you idiot!" He shouted, holding his face.

Lois: Mark thought of something to say quickly, "Yea, well stop calling yourself an idiot," he shot back.

Interviewer: "This is mad! I don't remember who's the interviewer and who's the person being Interviewed." He said, still holding his face where he punched himself, or his other self. I forgot.

Lois: Mark shook his head, "Oh just get on with the last question!"

Interviewer: "Alright," He said, calming down. He turned to his last page, "Last question; who do you dream about at night?"

Lois: Mark stared at the other Mark Lois for a few seconds.

Interviewer: "Dude.. Vorak's a guy."

[Tara Lollock]

I knew it could be done!!!!!!!!   I LOVE IT!!!!!

[Vorak]

WONDERFUL!!!