Interview- Simon Rajnus

[Lois]

Did I mention that this isn't a read-only topic, so feel free to post.

[mwnesbitt90]

wow, i cant wait to be interviewed it should be interesting after all the outbursts i have had lol. And my not so Vulcan sexuality.

[William Wallace]

Any time your ready Ensign. Any of my Characters would be willing to be imortalised.

[Jacob Ressik]

Well thats a good note for me.

*Jots down a mental note not to ask balkazar anything personal.

[Andrew Yates]

LOL!

Good Ol Simon XD

And nice closing question lol

[Lois]

Right, this forum has been made for recreational activities and for a new idea I have! And as you can already see my idea is to interview certian members of EF and find out more about them. Over the next few months I'll be posting various interviews.

Enjoy!

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By: Ensign Mark Lois  
Interviewed: Captain Simon Rajnus
Stardate:  60094

Interviewer: "Okay, I'm glad you decided to come Captain Rajnus. Do you have anything to say before we begin?" Mark said as he shuffled some papers.

Rajnus: "No," Rajnus says gruffly.

Interviewer:  "Alright... So are you married? We're all curious about your love life."

Rajnus: "That's none of your business, Ensign."

Interviewer:  Mark shifts uneasily in his seat, "Um, how old are you exactly Captain?"

Rajnus: "I'm old enough to be your father." Rajnus tells the Ensign.

Interviewer:  "Well... That's no surprise..." Mark mumbles under his breath.

Rajnus: "I'm 50, happy." Rajnus gruffly says.

Interviewer:  "Yes sir, I sure am. So what made you decide you wanted to join Starfleet?" Mark said as he grinned.

Rajnus: "Wipe that grin off your face, Ensign.  I decided to join starfleet because the majority of my family joined.  One of which is a marine.  Hes from my fathers side but we stayed close even tho I was on a starship millions of light years away from him." he said gruffly.

Interviewer: "Yes sir," He said, forcing a serious face. "Are you planning on having a son who will continue in your footsteps?"

Rajnus: "I already have a son.  Hes with his grandparents on earth."

Interviewer:  "Ah so you are married!" Mark exclaimed.

Rajnus: "Hes adopted.  He was one of the few kids who survived wolf 359. He would be about your age right now.  My wife, is back on earth."

Interviewer:  "Well than, who would you say was the best cadet you ever taught?" Mark asked seriously.

Rajnus: "Best, None.  They were all wet behind the ears and needed a proper education to survive the rigors of space.  I hold no special attachment to any of them unless they survive their first 5 battles.  If they survive that many and live, then you can ask my opinion on it." he said in a serious voice.

Interviewer: ""Aw well was I the closest to being your best cadet?"

Rajnus: "I thought this was an interveiw?"

Interviewer:  "Fine," Mark said, disappointed, "One last question." He coughed loudly, "Erm.. Are you a virgin?"

Rajnus: "THAT! is not any of your business.  You go to far with that question cadet.  This interveiw is over." he said as Simon gets up roughly and heads out of the room.

Interviewer:  Mark sat there, dumbfounded, "Well... That seems to wrap things up,"

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[Lois]

Looking foward to it.. Lol.

[Balkazar]

Oh Yes, I agree, tho I think if he asked me anything personal I would personally shove a phaser up his butt and set it to explode http://www.expansionfleet.com/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[William Wallace]

Yes Typical of a Marine Sir. He is only trying to lighten the load and play something that should have been played a long time ago.