Yugiman & Voral

[yugiman3000]

Voral must be digitized...now.

[Vorak]

Computer voice:
This is Voral. Your computer system has been assimilated by me. Fear me.

[yugiman3000]

I will Take it over Admiral Montrell! First off ill strip you of Rank!

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[Vorak]

Alert! Alert! Program access breach. Part of program removed -- tracing origin of program ---
Tracing completed.
Part of program that was removed by..... : Yugiman
Removed program's function.................... : Virus to divert attention of humanoids
Removed program critical level................. : 0.1%
Percentage of threat of Yugiman.............. : 100%
Threat percentage above 50% and must be eliminated.
Preparing elimination.
Yugiman is now touching control panel. Proceed.
Sending power surge to control panel.
Recording bio status: Yugiman in electro-shock.
Task completed.
Continue normal activities.

Tomas:
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[Nailo]

Oh god no, nooo voral come back *sobs* he was a good man, ill mourn him when i am done ruling the world...
ATTENTION EXPANSION FLEET!

YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes a deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *passes out*

Transports to Yugiman's location with his army

"ANDROIDS!!!! kkkii,"

Drinks a jug of water

"Ahh, anyways, KILL HIM MY SONS, KILL THE YUGIMAN TRAITOR!!!"

"MMWAHAHA, MMWAHAHA. We will not fail your excellency. You will live, FOREVER!!!, MMWAHAHAHA."

[Nailo]

Yoda of borg am i, futile resistance is,
assimilate you i will, mmmm

*Small green yoda appears and goes kung fu bad ass stylee on the guy with the compression rifles*

ALL HAIL YOUR NEW GOD: YODA!

[Nailo]

Sing to livin la vida loca by ricky martin

He's into austere living
wattle huts and Rootleaf stew,
The advice that he was giving
It seemed to offer me a clue.
I came, for a Master looking,
following Obi-Wan's advice
He tested me while he was cooking,
I'm afraid that I was not nice.

He will make you climb trees
and go running through the rain,
You'll do crazy handstands
while he watches with his cane
"Boy, you've got to train!" Come on!

"Lift rocks to the sky!",
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
On you he will spy
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
"Boy, there is no try!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

I felt cold and death down below
In a cave, beneath a tree,
He said "in you must go";
I'd find what I took with me.
I stumbled upon Darth Vader
I swung hard, and struck my best.
But since I was the instigator
I knew I had failed the test.

As the smoke cleared finally
I peered down upon the face,
My own visage stared back --
Get me away from this place!
Might I, too, fall from grace? Come on!

His advice I'd defied
While livin' la Vida Yoda
"Beware the Dark Side!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
Training's no piece of pie,
While livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

Saw Han, Leia, and Chewie
They were in pain, that much was clear
"It is the future you see"
At his words, I began to fear
"I must go," I said, "They've been caught"
But his words then stopped me cold.
"You'd destroy all for which they have fought"
I trusted him, so wise and old.

But I saw that vision
over and over again,
As I left he said "Mind what you've learned,
Save you it can!"
But right now I must free Han! Come on!

"Boy, you must not fly!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
But my friends will die!
While I'm livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
You know there's no why
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda,
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

[Vorak]

pom pom pom

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Quote: from Drex on 7:38 am on Sep. 27, 2003 "I have a better idea." Drex leans against the wall. "I'll just stand here, and watch you guys kick the crap out of each other."

"I'm with you."